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30. Single. Female. Just a fatty (yes, I'm a big girl) looking for love in the real world, using this blog to occupy my mind.

No, I will not submit to your blog.
No, I will not rate your cock
No, I will not trade pics with you.
No, I will not "sext" you or have cyber sex with you.
Yes, I'm a bitch.

This is a body and sex positive blog, if you have hate please direct it somewhere else, it will not be tolerated here.

I can be found here: Looking For Me? ;)

Anonymous asked: I wanna see the cat, show us a picture of the cat! I can't be the only one here who wants to see a pic of your pussy.


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Anonymous asked: How's it going beautiful?


It’s going. Home from work. Friday night is completely open so I see a bath in my near future. Might get crazy and make a pizza. Who knows…

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Just another Friday night hanging out with my cat and my vibrator.

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#Friday nights suck  #because everyone is busy  #I need more single friends 


so today is National Sit On My Face Day…


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Anonymous asked: Do you have any pets?


Yeah, I have a cat

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"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
Frank Zappa (via observando)

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Dads at One Direction concerts [via]

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if fob don’t release a fragrance called scenturies they’re missing out on a life changing opportunity

is it the opportunity of a century

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A little late for Thigh High Thursday 🌸


A little late for Thigh High Thursday 🌸

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10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

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